Divorce after 35 years of marriage

Seorang pria tua di Mumbai, India, menelpon anak lelakinya yang tinggal di New York dan berkata, "Aku tidak suka mengganggu harimu, tetapi aku harus mengaku bahwa aku dan ibumu akan bercerai, setelah 35 tahun menikah...penderitaan ini sudah tak tertahankan."

"Ayah, ada apa sih?" teriak anak lelakinya.

"Kami sudah tidak tahan bertemu satu sama lain," kata pria tua itu. "Kami sudah saling sebel satu sama lain. Aku tak suka membicarakan hal ini, tolong telpon kakak perempuanmu yang di Hongkong."

Dengan kalut, sang anak lelaki menelpon kakak perempuannya yang mengamuk di telpon.

"Masakan pasangan erat ini mau bercerai?" kata kakak perempuannya,"Aku akan mengurus hal ini."

Sang kakak segera menelpon Mumbai dan berkata, "Ayah, jangan bercerai! Jangan lakukan apapun sampai aku datang ke sana. Aku akan telpon adikku dan kami akan ke Mumbai besok. Tapi, jangan lakukan apapun sampai besok! Mengerti?" langsung sang anak perempuan meletakkan gagang telponnya.

Pria tua itu meletakkan juga gagang telponnya dan berpaling kepada istrinya sambil berkata, "OK, semuanya sudah beres. Kedua anak kita akan merayakan hari ulang tahun pernikahan kita besok dan mereka yang bakal membayar tiket pesawatnya."



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An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage...and that much misery is enough!"

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.
"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!"

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man,

"You are not getting divorced!. Don't do a single thing until I get there!. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR?" and she hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "It's all set.They're both coming for our anniversary and paying their own airfare!!"

Diposting oleh Hadi Kristadi untuk PENTAS KESAKSIAN
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